Gonna start putting up links cause I think I'm probably gonna draw shit a lot at work.
Tentacle bear
Eye thing
Ghost sperm thing
Mom!?
If you can't tell what's on the computer, it is bird goatse.
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Drew some shit at work
Posted by Squidbit - July 22nd, 2012
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I almost failed a test once because I drew a bunch of shit on the back of it that wasn't "school appropriate," causing the teacher to flip shit and attempt to give me a 0.
In 3rd grade I got in a lot of trouble for passing notes to my friend with all kinds of stupid shit about this girl we both had a crush on. Like really weird shit for two third graders to be writing.
The only one I remember is "If my penis was a shovel and her vagina was a hole, I would dig in the hole"
I also remember my friend spelled it like "vergina" for some reason.
My teacher found all of the fucked up notes and showed the girl but I none of them were labeled as from me, so I think I got away with "I've never even seen these"
In 6th grade, we read these kid magazines. This particular magazine had a woman know the cover, So me and this boy drew long titties on her and a huge butt. The teachers pet saw it and told on us. We got fussed at. Then the little ho tried to be friends with us and the boy called her a funky bitch.
In 5th grade this little cunt got a virus on one of the computers we had in class and blamed it on me even though I never once used the computers, and the teacher believed her cause he hated me cause I never did my homework.
Man being a kid was awful.
Yeah. Childhood is bitch sometimes. I had. plenty of teachers who didn't like me when I was in school. And they hated me for stupid reasons too.
My phone also does that thing where if you hit space twice it automatically puts a period. I hate it.
But it's probably cause you're black
I wanna draw a squid for you. A special squid.
That would be fantastic
Oh man I just went to your art page and discovered the relevance of your username. You should totally draw a squid fucking something.
Its always because I'm black. Us black folk dont be getting a gud learnin.
What I really hate is the auto speller.
Mastah nevah dun taught me how ta read
It looks like a ball of flame with eyes. You could give it a body and a mouth full of tiny knife like teeth.
Also, hey.
I was thinking of giving it an empty mouth, kinda like a cut, but I wanted it to keep a blank expression, and a mouth would make it look like it was smiling or frowning or something.
It might look good with a Tarboy sorta body, though.
Also, hey.
like homey below, it looks like a flame. Like could be some sort of symbol or something. And that thing above his head looks like its telling the flame where to go.
I want to build that picture on the 1.3.1 map now when you get it going, it would please me to do so actually.
You planning on becoming an artist?
Lol no
That's a nice computer.
Yeah it was really expensive.
Ghost sperm is the most common and abundant of ghosts.
Ghosts are disgusting
Draw a fried chicken leg, and pinto beans.
I don't how
What do you do when you catch your pet pigeon watching porn on YOUR computer?
I jerk him off
Lmao. Wake up to the greatest profile pic ever. So where can I sign up?
You can send your resume to squidbit@dicksuck.com and I'll have my people call your people
For some reason, your "Eye thing" reminds me of the works of BarfQuestion. I like it.
Also, I quite like Squidbitcraft. Did you make those bridges in your last post?
That name is familiar and I'm not sure why.
But no, TailsPrower made them.
TailsPrower
Let's see.. #1 is a bisected onion planet, causing the entire galaxy to burst into tears. #2 is your cousin, BearSquid (during the fez season).
Squidbit
Sure, better explanation than I could give.