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Squidbit
Cole @Squidbit

Age 31

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Joined on 7/7/09

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gay

Kinda

I asked my titties if I could and they said no.

Did you say please?

lol @ shadria

Nah. How about I just give you five bucks and a glass of sweet tea.

Make it lemonade and we have a deal.

I feel like I have just experienced a little "squidbit" of what it is like to be a female on newgrounds/internet ._.;

you have my condolences mrs.bit

What?

i totally thought you were making an ironic reference to the misogyny (i.e. all of the debasing & hateful material/memes/phrases towards women) thats oh so prevalent on the interbuttz...but uuh NVM

Oh, I was not. Also I'm not a girl.

this is totally awkward now... >_> <_<

Things are only awkward if you acknowledge them as awkward.

Will you show me yours first

How about same time?

Check out poozy's football threads

ZJ too, but I'm not the tiniest bit interested in football. Not even for girls in revealing outfits.

Posting in this blog.

It appears so

I see titties all the time.

Lucky :(

I'm nauseous.

I'm some weird feeling that I don't know how to describe.

Nope. Not lucky. I work with the elderly.

Gross

why don't you change your gender to female

Unspecified is cooler.
Why would I change it to female anyway?

so you rather have a mangina

I'd rather just keep my penis the way it is.

I'm flat so there's barely anything to see.

Small tits are good tits.

I to see a world thats over populated with women

I'm not quite sure what you mean, but if you were under the impression that I'm a girl, I am not.