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Cole @Squidbit

Age 31

Something clever

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Joined on 7/7/09

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You are now imagining Smurfette giving footjobs with her tremendous feet.

I don't have a foot fetish.
Also doesn't Smurftette have a big gross nose?

Damn. I thought you had a foot fetish.

Well you're imagining Smurfette jacking off micropenises with something that is your fetish.

Micropenises? Like cause smurfs are tiny?
I don't really have any weird fetishes, I just like watching porn.

Tibdiuqs

No.

They're even bigger than bieber's.

I had to :3

I would suck on Justin Bieber's wang if I had the chance.
Cause then I could make him pay me to not tell anyone.

Smurf dicks are no fun. No fun at all. And they taste gamey too.

That's why all the smurf women leave. Except Smurfette for some reason.