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Stupid flashes I do

Posted by Squidbit - May 17th, 2011


I'm not gonna post my shitty boredom flash in the portal, since they're just gonna get a shitty score and people are gonna think I'm actually serious about them. So here are the lame things I do out of boredom.

Dancing fat guy with cake
Stupid Halloween thing with a twist ending that you'll never see coming!
Fancy looking dots
Fancy looking dots: The sequel!
Shitty Christmas sprite movie I never plan on finishing. It's Mario.
A story of action and suspense!

Edit:
Earlier my dog was laying behind me, and I farted real loud and scared the shit out of him. I just wanted to let everyone know, but didn't want to make a thread or a new newspost.


Comments

sqidbitch

I still can't come up with a clever way to make fun of your name, so I'll just point out the fact that you spelled it wrong :)

Dear Squidbit,

To insult AshleHetchem use AssleKetchem. Sorry to get into the fight. Oh, and thanks for being the least bitchiest douchebag to my forums. Everyone acts like douchebags to nice people these days....

Shit how did I not think of that? And what? I wasn't aware that I was on your forum, and being a bitchy douchebag is definitely something I would do... Maybe somebody stole my name.

Thank you for keeping them away from the portal :)
On a serious sidenote, since you appear to be a good poster, it would just hurt your reputation.

I'm not all too concerned about my reputation, I just wanted these to be viewable without having to worry about them all getting blammed.

You could call AshleKetchum, AshleLetscumonher.

That doesn't even sound the same, but it is a good idea, you wanna go cum on Ashley with me?

Hey, remember the time the users were pissed at you for posting a stupid picture in GiantDouche's thread? That was hilarious.

No? I don't really recall any time people were actually pissed at me here. Link?
Also what was it a picture of?

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1246179">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 246179</a>
Remember this thread? You said that this thread is now a photoshop thread?

Oh yeah I do remember that. I didn't know people got pissed at me though. I didn't even notice that my picture got deleted until now.

I fucking love spam flashes.

I only like my own, kinda like farts

May I ask you why you messed up you medal score? You were so proud of it.

Because some fucking thread about "Show me your mechs" or whatever, I accidentally got a medal in the game where you make a mech. I didn't even post in the thread either.
But at least now I'm free to play whatever games I want.

Thanks for the answer, it´s sad that it happened this way, atleast you could now try to get alot of medals, I am not really succesfull in getting them.
But there are alot of good new games with medals, so I wish you fun playing them :)

I answer all the comments on my newspost, unless there's absolutely nothing I can say to them. And yeah, I'm gonna try to get a higher score now. Gotta beat agustana because she has more and she is female.

Bitch.

<3
Apparently hearts alone aren't a long enough response, so here you go.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
He stuck a dick in a pie just to fuck it,
Because it was hot,
He burned off his cock,
and now he's a woman from Nantucket.

I like pie.

mad art skills man you must have a gnarly tablet

I know right? I'm like the best artist I know of.

You should ask Egoraptor to collab, so you can make his flash look like SHIT!

Nah, he's getting pretty good at that, I don't think he needs my help anymore.

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This comment is oddly relevant to the newspost.

but srsly i like your flash, let's collab you got msn?

Yeah, coletuplin@hotmail.com

You know, my new cat actually scares me. It is quite a big and heavy cat, and when it starts running, you better don´t stand in the way :)

I haven't had a cat in a while, but my old one used to beat the shit out of everything except family. Like he would never attack me, my mom, or my dog.
He was always beating the shit out of everything in the neighborhood though, I actually saw him get attacked by 3 raccoons once, and he fucked them all up. He even took one's tail off. I didn't even know cats were capable of that.
But one day he came home blind and pretty much just layed around after that for a long time.

Poor Dog.

My cat used to sneak behind me and while I was focused on my computer, paw at my back.

surprised me a few times.

Lol